Shit my boss says...

Pick me up!!

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 00:11:53 -0400

[me]: We have a pickup in B172. 1-7-2.

«<10 minutes later»>

[BOSS]: I don’t see anyone here in 172 lot.

[me]: Umm, not the 172 lot… building 172.

[BOSS]: The access station?

[me]: Yup.

[BOSS]: Well that’s lot 150.

[me]: Right.

[BOSS]: But you said 172.

[me]: /facepalm

Suspicious Package!

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 00:08:56 -0400

[me]: We just had some guy drive up to the airport entrance, sit there for a few minutes, and then scatter when I tried to reach him via the intercom. He said nothing, then threw a large black garbage bag onto the ground before driving off. I need you to go and check that out.

[BOSS]: No. I don’t do no bombs.

[me]: Uhh.

Overtime Priorities...

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 00:05:45 -0400

“[Anonymous] asked for a couple of extra days of overtime because she’s got surgery, so I gave her the days you asked for because she needs the money more than you do.”

Titties, titties, everywhere!

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 00:04:06 -0400

“We not allowed to enter the women’s restroom because we might walk in and see some titties hangin’ out.”

Preferential Treatment

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 00:03:21 -0400

“Day shift usually calls off [when they’re sick] an hour or so before their shift starts because they sleep ‘til 3am. That ain’t gonna fly on nights. You guys need to call in by at least 1pm.”